Please Allow Me To Reintroduce Myself

It's me! Hi. I'm the author. It's me.

Imagine: Someone thinking I could sell newspapers!

Last things first, sorry not sorry for referencing both old Jay-Z and new Taylor Swift, for as a journalist from Generation X, my story contains multitudes of pop-culture references, and I straddled the print/digital divide. In the photo above, a totally real advertisement placard that my bosses placed i…