A Piffany About Our Eternals Struggle To Justify Our Existence

Or why Captain Marvel is the only true super hero in our cinematic universe

Life bedeviled me more than usual this week, so much so that by last night, I really needed to clear my head. Chemicals don’t work; only make my problems worse. A walkabout wouldn’t suffice. Then I remembered, just in time! A new entry to the Marvel Cinematic Universe! Eternals.

Here they come to save the day! Oh. Wait. That’s not right. The Eternals ha…